Volume 1, Issue 1
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Johnny Takes Aim

Subway

Blimpie

Lenny's

Fazoli's

Jersey Mike's

Schlotzsky's

Wall Street Deli


   
Email Pranks
By Johnny Betts

My Email to Schlotzsky's

Subject: GREAT idea for Schlotzsky's

*snips "All that and a bag of chips" portion that you should all know by heart now*

I noticed on your webpage that you like to use cool slogans. I have a couple of those to offer also:

1) "funny name. serious sandwich. seriously kicking butt since 1971."

Just a variation on your current slogan. It'd be perfect if you had Yahoo Serious (remember him? His career could use a shot in the arm) delivering that line. You could maybe even have a "Young Einstein" promotion for a week or two. There's no better gimmick than nostalgia to bring customers through the door.

2) "Schlotzsky's - You don't have to know how to spell it to know that it spells Mmmmm good!"

Well, that's my pitch. Let me know what you think. I can always use more money, so I'll be looking forward to the additional income. Would I be getting a lump-sum payment for my idea or a portion of the increased profits? Just let me know. At the very least I'd take a free sub sandwich or two. Thanks!

jb



Schlotzsky's Doesn't Respond

Welp, Schlotzsky's never got back to me. I could email them again, but for now I'll chalk them up as another company that's not too interested in taking a big bite of success pie.

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