Volume 1, Issue 1
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What's wrong with this world?

What's Wrong With Drivers?

Fast Food Workers

People at Airports

Elevator Impatience

What's Wrong With Parents?

Truck Beds Aren't for Trash

Zen Gardens?

Checkout Lines

10 Items or Less

Bookstore Employees

Celebrity Cookware

Get a Job

Garage Sale Deals


   
What's Wrong With People and Their Trash?
By Johnny Betts

Folks, let me just say something right here and right now. I'm just going to be brutally honest with you and lay it all out on the line. You ready? *ahem* THE BED OF A TRUCK IS NOT A GARBAGE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!

The other day I had gone to K-Mart to do a little shopping, and when I got back to my truck I noticed that someone had thrown their Sonic sack into the bed. Why? Since when is MY truck bed a garbage can? Is there some reason that I want to be the one to dispose of your garbage for you? Oh what I wouldn't give to catch someone throwing his trash into the back of my truck. It'd be go time, plain and simple.

Dude would be standing there, acting all cute while chunking his garbage in my truck, he'd probably be with a couple of friends and they'd all laugh. They'd probably be strutting around in their little matching Tommy Hilfiger outfits. But then all of a sudden WHAM! Dude would feel a Johnny Betts elbow to the back of his head and he'd hit the ground like Ike Turner on speed. He'd definitely think twice before throwing his trash in the back of someone's truck again. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!
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