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What's Wrong With People?
By Johnny Betts

Humans are very strange creatures. What is it about a supermarket line or the Interstate that makes a person's IQ automatically drop by about 50 points? Do you ever witness people doing such outlandishly stupid things that you can't help but wonder how they actually manage to survive?

What's wrong with this world? Every day I see people doing stuff that just doesn't make sense. Things that make me just shake my head in shock. Things that are so mind-numbingly inexplicable that you don't know how to react. Things that make you stare in bewilderment and ask, "WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?"

I may not have all of life's answers, but I sure have the ability to call people on their stupidity. I am urging you, dear reader, to answer that call as well. You're reading the Doorless Stall, so I know your IQ level is higher than the average person's. Now you can either rest comfortably because of that or you can join me in my crusade to stamp out the plague of stupidity that is running rampant across this great nation. Will you accept your responsibility?
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