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What's Wrong With Drivers?

Fast Food Workers

People at Airports

Elevator Impatience

What's Wrong With Parents?

Truck Beds Aren't for Trash

Zen Gardens?

Checkout Lines

10 Items or Less

Bookstore Employees

Celebrity Cookware

Get a Job

Garage Sale Deals


   
What's Wrong With Zen Garden Purchasers?
By Johnny Betts

I was looking through a catalog to try to get some ideas for Christmas gifts. I saw an advertisement for something called a Zen Garden. Here's what it contains: a box with sand in it, a few rocks, and a small rake. The ad says something about finding internal peace while tending the Zen Garden. The retail price? $34.95!!!!!!!!!!! Folks, I can make you a stupid Zen Garden for FREE! Better yet, you can make your very own Zen Garden! Here's how:
  1. Go outside.
  2. Pick up some rocks and dirt/sand.
  3. Put rocks and dirt/sand in box.
  4. Use fork for miniature rake.
  5. Find internal peace by realizing you're not a moron who just wasted $34.95 on a "Zen Garden".
If you'd pay $34.95 for that then your backside needs to find the business end of my foot. I'll only charge you $29.95 for THAT business exchange. WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!
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