Oh Brotha
by Baker's Dozen
Pop quiz:
You go to use the bathroom (I won't get graphic, but you need a stall). There
are 4 open ones. 3 have doors. 1 doesn't. Which do you use?
You pervert.
Well, the normal person wouldn't use that one, at least. I just got back from the bathroom.
The door to one of the stalls has been off for about 3 months. There are 3 perfectly good
stalls with doors. I've never seen over 1 in use at a time. I just went in and out of the
corner of my eye, to my sheer horror, I saw somebody sitting in the
DOORLESS STALL.
All the others were empty; and it's the one over by the urinals. So I just
had to stand there trying to keep from busting out laughing.
What's the matter with people?
I think I'm goin' to live in the jungle.
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