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Subway

Blimpie

Lenny's

Fazoli's

Jersey Mike's

Schlotzsky's

Wall Street Deli


   
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By Johnny Betts

Who here has ever heard the phrase, "I'm all that and a bag of chips"? It might often be accompanied by some finger-snapping and weird head movements, but you've probably heard it. Now, who here has been to the various sub shops (such as Subway) where chips are served as a side item?

Johnny Takes Aim Is it just me, or isn't it logical that the two would be combined in a special promotion that would result in millions of dollars of profit? To me it's just blatantly obvious, and I can't believe someone hasn't gone crazy with the idea yet. But that's what I'm here for.

I decided to have a little fun and pitch my idea (through email) to some various sub shops to gauge their opinion on my ground-breaking idea. While this started as a joke, I would be lying if I told you I didn't have at least a faint hope that someone would love the idea, market it, and then start sending me my millions while the profits added up.


I'm letting you watch the process of me becoming a millionaire. You can read the emails I sent, read the responses I received, and then maybe one day use this site as a "how to" to prepare yourself for retirement.

Those closest to me call me delusional, but I know I'm just an eternal optimist. Here is my story.
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