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Johnny Takes Aim

Subway

Blimpie

Lenny's

Fazoli's

Jersey Mike's

Schlotzsky's

Wall Street Deli


   
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By Johnny Betts

My Email to Wall Street Deli

Subject: GREAT idea for Wall Street Deli

*snips "All that and a bag of chips" portion that you should all know by heart now*

You might also consider having some big mafioso dude hold a "Wall Street Club" and knock a Jared lookalike over the head with it. Then in a thick New York accent he could say, "Wall Street Deli - We simply trows a beatin' on da competition." That may be a bit much, but it'd be entertaining nonetheless.

Well, that's my pitch. Let me know what you think. I can always use more money, so I'll be looking forward to the additional income. Would I be getting a lump-sum payment for my idea or a portion of the increased profits? Just let me know. At the very least I'd take a free sub sandwich or two. Thanks!

jb



Wall Street Deli doesn't respond.

Yes folks, I sadly have to report that Wall Street Deli is the latest sub shop to let success pass them by.

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