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Oh Brotha

by Baker's Dozen

Pop quiz:

You go to use the bathroom (I won't get graphic, but you need a stall). There are 4 open ones. 3 have doors. 1 doesn't. Which do you use?

You pervert.

The Doorless Stall Well, the normal person wouldn't use that one, at least. I just got back from the bathroom. The door to one of the stalls has been off for about 3 months. There are 3 perfectly good stalls with doors. I've never seen over 1 in use at a time. I just went in and out of the corner of my eye, to my sheer horror, I saw somebody sitting in the DOORLESS STALL.

All the others were empty; and it's the one over by the urinals. So I just had to stand there trying to keep from busting out laughing.

What's the matter with people?

I think I'm goin' to live in the jungle.
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