Articles and Editorials - Living With Big Hair
By Stephanie Betts
Sung to the tune of Bon Jovi's "Living on a Prayer"
A song about a hair band
From not so long ago...
Tommy combed his long, frizzy locks
It's not as big as he'd like
He's down on his fluff
Comb's stuck
It's stuck
Gina works at stylin' all day
Doin' hair for the band
She brings some hair spray for them
For them
She says it's extra hold and
It makes you look hot
It doesn't make a difference
If you headbang or not
Your locks won't get flat
They'll last through all the show
They're tangled in knots!
Refrain:
Ohhh, we'll tease it up to there
Ohhh-ohhh, livin' with big hair
Stringy strands
They wash it, I swear
Ohhh-ohhh, livin' with big hair
Tommy tries conditionin' his locks
Now he combs it in
But it's toning down all his fluff
His fluff
Gina sees him deflate his mane
She cries at the sight
Tommy whimpers,
Get me the hair spray
I was insane
She says it's extra hold and
It makes you look hot
It doesn't make a difference
If you headbang or not
Your locks won't get flat
They'll last through all the show
They're tangled in knots!
Refrain
Livin' with big hair!
Ooooh, it's extra hold and
I'll spray it on a lot
It gives you great height
How much more have we got?
Repeat refrain & fade
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