Email Pranks
By Johnny Betts
My Email to Wall Street Deli
Subject: GREAT idea for Wall Street Deli
*snips "All that and a bag of chips" portion that you should all know by heart now*
You might also consider having some big mafioso dude hold a "Wall Street
Club" and knock a Jared lookalike over the head with it. Then in a thick
New York accent he could say, "Wall Street Deli - We simply trows a beatin'
on da competition." That may be a bit much, but it'd be entertaining nonetheless.
Well, that's my pitch. Let me know what you think. I can always use
more money, so I'll be looking forward to the additional income. Would
I be getting a lump-sum payment for my idea or a portion of the
increased profits? Just let me know. At the very least I'd take a free
sub sandwich or two. Thanks!
jb
Wall Street Deli doesn't respond.
Yes folks, I sadly have to report that Wall Street Deli is the latest sub shop to
let success pass them by.
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