The Rider Review - Daddy's Girl
By Johnny Betts
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THE YOUNG RIDERS AS FOOD
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MANDY
Jimmy: steak
Cody: biscuits and gravy
Buck: beef stew
Ike: spinach
Kid: chicken livers
Lou: rhubarb
Noah: blackberry jam
Jesse: apple pie
Teaspoon: hard-tack
Emma: iced coffee
Rachel: cinnamon bun
Sam: hot sauce
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STEPH
Jimmy: steak
Cody: Little Caeser's crazy bread
Buck: angel hair pasta (noodle arms!)
Ike: cantaloupe
Kid: coconut (it's hairy!)
Lou: tomato or watermelon (fruit or vegetable? man or woman?)
Noah: chocolate
Jesse: milk (it spoils quickly)
Teaspoon: onion
Emma: apple pie
Rachel: cherry tart
Sam: steak
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LINDSAY
Jimmy:(the good stuff) ice cream, reeses pb cup,
oreo, spam musubi (sticky rice, spam fried in soy sauce, all wrapped in sea
weed -- sooooo good!
Cody: sweet potato, sausage, stir fry, meatloaf,
shocolate-covered grasshoppers(my sister's suggestion), hot pocket
Buck: crab, warhead, lean pocket, spaghetti noodles (I
thought the last one is most fitting)
Ike: sour grape, lima beans, sushi
Kid: (anything gross will do) bean sprouts, chicken,
mutton, platypus, mayonaisse, matoki (a staple food of Uganda, made of mashed
green bananas, vile stuff!), liver, eggplant, goat
Lou: squid, crab salad on lettuce, granny smith apple
Noah: whole-grain oatmeal, brown rice(haha), black-eyed peas
Jesse: a green string bean (I love that one! Jesse is
very green/unexperienced and as skinny as a string bean, perfect, huh)
Teaspoon: pickled mango (it's actually quite good), sourdough
bread, chili
Emma: biscuit
Rachel: grapefruit, english muffin, escargot
Sam: a ham sam-wich!
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CRISTY
hmmm, jimmy would definitely be cheesecake. yummy, delicious,
and so, so bad for you. irresistible, tart yet sweet. something you look forward to
and which also lives up to all expectations.
kid would be broccoli. he may be better for your health, but
he's just so boring!! (then again, maybe he wouldn't be broccoli b/c i'm not sure
if even cheese would help kid...)
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LORI D
Jimmy is like a triple chocolate fudge brownie sundae
with hot fudge and carmel sauce, whipped cream, nuts, and a cherry on top. UMMM
UMMM UMMM!
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E-I BETH F
Ike is deviled eggs, Buck is fresh
veggies, and Cody is a ham.
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TAKE ME BACK TO THE REVIEW NOW!
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