What's Wrong With People and Their Trash?
By Johnny Betts
Folks, let me just say something right here and right now. I'm just going to be brutally
honest with you and lay it all out on the line. You ready? *ahem*
THE BED OF A TRUCK IS NOT A GARBAGE CAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
The other day I had gone to K-Mart to do a little shopping, and when I got back to my
truck I noticed that someone had thrown their Sonic sack into the bed. Why? Since when is
MY truck bed a garbage can? Is there some reason that
I want to be the one to dispose of your garbage for you? Oh what
I wouldn't give to catch someone throwing his trash into the back of my truck. It'd
be go time, plain and simple.
Dude would be standing there, acting all cute while chunking his garbage in my truck,
he'd probably be with a couple of friends and they'd all laugh. They'd probably be
strutting around in their little matching Tommy Hilfiger outfits. But then all of a
sudden WHAM! Dude would feel a Johnny Betts elbow to the back of
his head and he'd hit the ground like Ike Turner on speed. He'd definitely think twice
before throwing his trash in the back of someone's truck again.
WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!?!?!